I hate Movie Credits

The cast members should be listed at the end of the movie, but most of the credits should be cut. No one cares who was the second assistant to the boom operator for the caterer. Except, of course, for that guy. The only reason to sit through this superfluous (spelled correctly the first time) list is to see extra scenes that may be at the end. Plus, when the movie plays on cable the station usually fast forwards or shrinks the screen so you can't read it anyway.

Actual screen shot ->

Doughnuts kill little girls

So many questions come to mind when I think of Brenda Nesselroad-Slaby, an assistant pricipal in Ohio who left her two year old daughter cook to death in her suv in the school parking lot, like: Why doesn't Brenda sue the doughnut company for selling her a product that caused her to forget she had her daughter in the car and left the car in the sun which then cooked the child to death?

But it wasn't just the doughnuts to blame. The manufacture of the car did not allow Brenda to see the child, in the car seat, while removing cargo from the rear. Why doesn't Brenda sue Mercedes?

Prosecuters in Ohio thought it best not to prosecute Brenda, for this was just a tragic accident. Well, in all fairness, Brenda is a busy woman. And she is well educated so she shouldn't be held accountable for the minor mistake of baking her child to death on school grounds.

No, this woman should not be given a needle for her crime, but a crime was committed, and she should be fairly punished. This is a very dangerous slippery slope. If "Hey, it was an accident", can get you off free and clear, then why bother having a judicial system? It makes sense though...If you have a lot of money or say it was an accident you're free.

Did you mean to kill?
No, it was an accident.
Oh, ok then. You're free to go OJ.

UPDS: Ultra-awesome Personal Driving Simulator

I've been bombarded by the public with virtual cries of desperation to get a sneek peek at my Ultra-awesome Personal Driving Simulator. Because of the ultra-awesomeness of my UPDS the Governments of the world deemed it a danger to humanity, fearing the mass hysteria that the average human would suffer if they were to have such a device in their home, I will only show two pictures. Although this project is unfinished it, due to its ultra-awesomeness, is able to function fully.

Number 1, Numero Uno...The Top Dog

I may be the best, but I'm certainly not the first to have a blog. Hopefully, by documenting my highly unpopular beliefs and utterly unspectacular daily routine will wow and amaze the masses bringing the world to flock to this blog and say,

"Ty may not always be right, but he is never wrong. I want to be just like him."

Unlikely that will happen, but I'll try and throw the occasional picture of the wife and kids and that should, at least, spawn some interest in my blog.