Man Cleavage

Watching a Victoria's Secret commercial usually gives me a funny feeling on my naughty bits. And that's how I found myself last night: Victoria's Secret models jiggling and naughty bits tingling. As I lied there in near sublime status I began to think about the actual product being marketed and not the boobies...this made me a little sad.

Victoria's Secret was trying to sell a new push up bra and I was feeling left out. I wanted to flaunt my curvy goodness too, but how?

Introducing the new product from Victoria's Secret: The Bulge!





This device is so easy to use and when you wear The Bulge! it'll turn your twig and berries into a trunk and oranges.

The Bulge! is a unversal size to fit all men. So even if you're hung like a fruit fly, you can walk around with confidence and make the women swoon with The Buldge!

Gun Control

I’m pretty sure California has banned all automatic weapons so I’ve taught my trigger finger to have seizures.