Friday, October 31, 2008

Learn how to drive!

Obviously I am not the world's best driver, but some people are a damn nuisance on the road. This lady today was trying to merge into the lane I was in. She would accelerate then brake not commiting to get in front or behind me. I had my cruise control on so her speed changes were obvious. She finally passed ahead of me and crossed two solid white lines since her lane was exiting the freeway. Her full size truck had full size mirrors so I saw her full size snarl as she sped away. I hope you enjoy your day lady, cuz your snarl sure made me smile.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

More Election Requirements

Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California. Pretty straight (pun intended) forward. Am I homophobic? Probably. Except I can't think of a movie that wouldn't benefit from a lesbian sex scene.

Yes on Prop 8. And before I tell you why, I'm going to be clear that I believe every adult citizen has a right to pursue a life of happiness with any other consenting adult citizen. This is called domestic partnership. California's domestic partnership has virtually the same legal benefits and privileges that California's marriage law does. Yeah, I'm all for theses domestic partnerships and the legality of civil unions and tax breaks for gay couples, but not Marriage.

Marriage is not meant to be a simple bond between two people. Marriage is when a MAN and a WOMAN join together as friends, lovers, companions with mutual respect and devotion.What the hell happened to "until death do us part"? People don't respect marriage anymore!

Is there such a thing as the "sanctity of marriage" anymore? In 2002 Census Bureau Divorce Statistics suggest that 50% of all married couples in US will be seeking a Divorce Attorney. In Southern California the divorce rate is believed to be even higher, somewhere in the neighborhood of 60-75%.

There should continue to be the definition of marriage as MAN and WOMAN and more penalties for those who break the sacred vows of marriage.

I want Marriage to mean something. My YES vote on Prop. 8 keeps straight couples and pedophile priests at the alter and gay people behind the counter at Starbucks.

It's The Land of the Free not the Land of The Freebies

Do not vote for Barack Obama.

What an amazing public speaker this guy is. He is able to convince millions of people he is a catalyst of change by simply saying what the people want to hear. I've been fairly quiet about Sen. Obama, but his commercial last night was the straw on the camel's back.

"That's why my health care plan includes improving information technology, requires coverage for preventive care and pre-existing conditions and lowers health care costs for the typical family by $2,500 a year."

Wow, this guy will save my family $2,500 per year just in our health costs?!? Actually, no. His plan doesn't say anything about the amount of my money leaving my pocket being reduced. Obama wants to spend $50 billion on, "electronic medical records and by improving access to proven disease management programs." Where does that money come from? Taxes. So will his plan put money in my pocket? No, but he sure sounds like he knows what he's talking about.

"I also believe every American has a right to affordable health care."

A Right? You want to amend our Constitution to give this Right? Ok, that would mean everyone who is receiving care would have to prove they are a citizen. The liberal left (Obama's home) doesn't like proving citizenship. In fact, they charge that simply showing ID to confirm you are who you say you are when voting is disenfranchisement. Under Obama, will only Americans be receiving this new Health Care? No, but he sure sounds like he knows what he's talking about.

"I've offered spending cuts above and beyond their cost."

"Here's what I'll do. Cut taxes for every working family making less than $200,000 a year. Give businesses a tax credit for every new employee that they hire right here in the U.S. over the next two years and eliminate tax breaks for companies that ship jobs overseas. Help homeowners who are making a good faith effort to pay their mortgages, by freezing foreclosures for 90 days. And just like after 9-11, we'll provide low-cost loans to help small businesses pay their workers and keep their doors open. "

Obama, you're so vague on what you'll cut and you're so vague on what you'll spend it's impossible to be a non-Kool-Aid drinker and believe you. All we know for fact is you want to implement programs that will inevitably give money to those who don't have it. Well, that costs money. Will Obama be able to make cuts while spending less? No, but he sure sounds like he knows what he's talking about.


There is a word that describes Obama's economic ideal. He believes it's not just fair but patriotic to tax the rich and give it to the poor. Everyone should get what everyone else has. We have a Right to be equal in every way. Not just the person who works should benefit from that labor. The word that describes when the government controls health care, education, the price of goods, how banks lend and makes everything fair is...socialism.

Yeah, I said it. Socialism. It's the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave, not the Land of the Freebies and Home of the Depraved.

I'll keep my freedom, my guns and my money,
you can keep 'THE CHANGE'.

Vote for McCain/Palin

Saturday, October 25, 2008

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Friday, October 3, 2008

Tommy Wants Emma To Be An Only Child

Tommy was watching me scrub the car with a sponge and he wanted to do it too. Apparently, the rag I gave him wasn't up to his standards, but the screwdriver was.







Which do you think Britt will notice first:
The scratch on the car?
or
That Tommy won't come within 10 feet of the car anymore?

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Ultra-Awesome Personal Driving Simulator ReDux

The Tenth Commandment needs to be amended. Our Constitution gets amendments all the time so I think it's justifiable to update #10 in the Bible. For those who don't know what #10 is, here's my interpretation (which is the Right one) of what the Bible says:

"Neither shall you covet your neighbor's house, or field, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor."

Totally agree, Unless your neighbor is me and shows you this:

It's only natural to covet something so AWESOME. So go on! Covet away! Ok, that's enough. Stop drooling and leave...unless you've brought Beer.