Ultra-Awesome Personal Driving Simulator ReDux

The Tenth Commandment needs to be amended. Our Constitution gets amendments all the time so I think it's justifiable to update #10 in the Bible. For those who don't know what #10 is, here's my interpretation (which is the Right one) of what the Bible says:

"Neither shall you covet your neighbor's house, or field, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor."

Totally agree, Unless your neighbor is me and shows you this:

It's only natural to covet something so AWESOME. So go on! Covet away! Ok, that's enough. Stop drooling and leave...unless you've brought Beer.