Man Cleavage

Watching a Victoria's Secret commercial usually gives me a funny feeling on my naughty bits. And that's how I found myself last night: Victoria's Secret models jiggling and naughty bits tingling. As I lied there in near sublime status I began to think about the actual product being marketed and not the boobies...this made me a little sad.

Victoria's Secret was trying to sell a new push up bra and I was feeling left out. I wanted to flaunt my curvy goodness too, but how?

Introducing the new product from Victoria's Secret: The Bulge!





This device is so easy to use and when you wear The Bulge! it'll turn your twig and berries into a trunk and oranges.

The Bulge! is a unversal size to fit all men. So even if you're hung like a fruit fly, you can walk around with confidence and make the women swoon with The Buldge!