Saturday, November 22, 2008

Fowl Ball

Does our President Elect talk to reporters as some lady gets her fetus vacuumed in the background? Does Pelosi talk to reporters outside her office in San Fransisco while gay men damage each others' colons behind her? No. They have peripheral vision and common sense. I see three possibilities about Sarah Palin talking to reporters as turkeys are being slaughtered in the background:

1 - She has tunnel vision and is oblivious to everything not directly in front of her.
2 - She wants America to know how turkeys in grocery stores get their shape.
3 - She says nothing worth listening to so she needs to divert attention elsewhere.

Hey look, I see a fourth possibility: All of the above.

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