Best Bang For My Buck

Recently I purchased a Bag of Crap from Woot.com. This was my fifth time ordering the BOC. For those who don't know what Woot is or what the Bag of Crap is go here.

Previous BOCs:

Roboraptor (Emma named him Slappy), toy car, visor with built in binoculars, novelty hole punch, buzzer for ear, Hardly Working Book, small backback.


Bag of Crap is $1 + $5 shipping
Boston center speaker, 3 instajacks, heart rate monitor, Woot Beer Bucket

Oh do the Woot Gods love me. Look at my most recent BOC:


3 - B&D Pocket Power, 1 Memory Card Case, 1 Violin Thing, Nokia N95-1 with 1Gb MicroSD and SD Adapter and all cables

Behold, the Nokia N95



Nokia N95 Website

GPS, Internet, Accelerometer, MP3 Player, 5 Megapixel Camera, Mobile Games, Email, SMS, MMS, WiFi, Bluetooth, Video Out, DivX Player, Flash Player, 30 fps Video Camera, MicroSD Expansion Slot, Lightsaber (For my Jedi needs), and it also is a Cellphone.

Was it perfect out of the box? No, in fact, I wasn't able to use it more than an hour or so before it would reboot. So I went to Nokia's website and was able to confirm that My N95 was under warranty . The next day My N95 was on its way to Alabama. Yes, Alabama has more to offer than just topless beaches and bottomless beverages...Sorry, I sometimes confuse Alabama with Heaven. Lots of people do that. Alabama's tourism depends on those types of mistakes.

A week goes by and My N95 was back in my hands. When I opened the box there was a new battery and a note that said the problem was fixed. Well, it wasn't. It went back in the box and off to Alabama, again. 10 days later, it was in my hands, again.

This box contained a new battery, a new charger and a note that said the problem was fixed. After two hours the phone stopped working. I called Nokia, again. They (Nokia) said that a new phone will be shipped to me once they receive My N95. After yet another trip to the Mail Box place and eight days later...

My Brand Spanking New N95 was in my hands...again. Yes, I needed a wet nap and a change of clothes. My Brand Spanking New N95 now has three batteries, two chargers plus the video cable, headphones w/remote and a 1Gb MicroSd card. I love My Brand Spanking New N95. It's my Mobile Mistress, but this one my wife knows about.

Pictures taken with the N95 for your viewing pleasure:



I'm hoping to get one of these in my next BOC. Though I could do it with my pellet gun, this would be more fun to have when conquering France.



This Image is for those who always wanted to see a Sexy Man taking a picture with a Sexy N95 of his Sexy self through the reflection of a rental van.



This is a picture of my Mother in Law. Once feeding time is over she's quite a sweetheart to be around.



This is my Father in Law. The man may not be the prettiest thing, but damn that is huge!



The Prettiest Princess Ever.



San Diego Chargers, Super Bowl XLIII Champions



The only thing I can't find on my GPS is a beer...Oh, What is this!!!