Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Though chewy and slightly gamey, Panda meat is a great Dinner option

I just finished watching the remake of "The Day the Earth Stood Still." It sucked just slightly less than the original did in '51.

Summary: Humans are a cancer to the earth and a group of alien civilizations send "Ted" Theodore Logan to exterminate the cancer. But Ted soon discovers that humans have a good side and quickly bought stock in JCI. Humans begin to live as damn dirty hippies.

The best part in this film was near the beginning. Klaatu had escaped from the hospital and needed food. He found a vending machine and, though he had the power to choose any item, he chose a Tuna Salad Sandwich. I think an advanced creature, such as Klaatu, who's focused solely on the survival of earth wouldn't be that barbaric to eat another creature, who had feelings and a family, and then discard the packaging instead of properly recycling it.

Tuna Salad Sandwich from a vending machine, really? I'd rather give PETA a donation than eat...who am I kidding? Me? Give PETA money? Ha! I'd love to eat a bucket of KFC chicken while wearing a Koala fur coat, Baby Seal leather pants and Panda heads for slippers in front of Pamela Anderson. Actually, if she was naked and this was 15 years ago it'd be better.






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