Fantasy World

Nope. It's not my favorite food. In fact, I usually avoid oatmeal. On occasion though I've been known to consume my share of it. Especially when it's used in cookies. A certain liberal, who wouldn't normally be allowed in my house (but this one is very smart and pretty so I made an exception), brought over a bunch of oatmeal cookies she made just for me. It's possible that the cookies were intended for my entire family to enjoy, but it's more likely she only wanted me to eat them.

The cookies sparked an interest in oatmeal in me. Since it is so cold in the morning now, I wanted to try some oatmeal for breakfast to warm me, and the kids, up. My next trip to Vons would involve me buying some oatmeal. As I stood in front of the oatmeal section at the store, I was pretty pissed off at the limited selection of decent flavors. There was plenty of Raisin Date & Walnut, Gross Regular Favor, Apple Cinnamon and Fruit & Cream (Dry Heave). There was not a single box of Banana Nut. I went home empty handed.



PS - Whenever I think of Bananas I'm reminded of Roscoe P's opposition to them. With such a great name like "Roscoe" in my head it was impossible to think of any other when I had to name my dog last night in FABLE II. I can't feed the dog bananas in the game, but I can beat and scold him for not converting his liberal girlfriend to conservatism fast enough. That makes me happy.

I find it's safer, for all parties, if I work out my problems in a Fantasy World (i.e. Xbox & PS3). No, my blog isn't fantasy. In fact some (mainly me) refer to this blog as:
"The Schaeffer Scriptures: A Gospel to Live By."

My blog is...far, far, far away from Fantasy World where the people that think Obama will solve all of America's problems are living.