Yes, I am damn sexy and my wife is easily 100 times sexier. Yes, I enjoy going out with her sans kids. Yes, it is a blast having an outing with adult friends. I just think we shouldn't be forced to have a date night because of some parochial martyr. At least that's what Selma Hayek's character on "30 Rock" said the day was for. The truth is: Valentine's day is just another media driven holiday with the sole purpose of guilting men into pointless and excessive consumerism.
Will I continue to be a pawn in this holiday? Hell yes! This man has needs and is willing to sellout to get them fulfilled.
Speaking of pawns, this guy here is also a conformist.
You play by the rules, and you pay because of the rules...and you'll be rewarded. Yes, you're a sellout, but a happy one.
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I love you...
I was there, at that moment, and yet no photo of Travis and his love interest. selfish Ty, you're a selfish lover.
You can see the photo of you and your cohabitating living in sin love interest on her facebook page. She STILL hasn't changed her profile pic (which only shows the silhouette of you two). I digress...Anyway, because I love you...I'll edit this entry.
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